Couple of Jokes

First Things First

The Primary president was presenting a Sharing Time lesson about the Celestial kingdom. She asked the children what they needed to do to get into the Celestial kingdom. She asked: “If I pay extra tithing, will that get me into the Celestial Kingdom ?” The kids said no and the Primary president continued: “If I go to church twice on Sunday, will that get me into the Celestial Kingdom ?” Again, they knew this wouldn't be enough. The Primary president asked again: “So, what do I need to do to get into the Celestial Kingdom ?” A little boy in the back called out: “Duh—you need to be dead !”

Jeanette Ross
Boise, Idaho

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Sing Us a Song

When our son was 5, I was the music director in our small branch. One Sunday he helped me pick the hymn The Spirit of God for the opening hymn. As we sang the song that week, it became apparent to all of us that he didn't know it as well as he thought he did. By the time we got through four verses of his loudly singing his mistake in the chorus, he was the only one singing. The rest of us were trying too hard not to laugh as he sang: "We'll sing and we'll shout with the mommies of heaven, Oh Santa, Oh Santa…."

Tina St. Onge
Hendersonville, Tennessee

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