Saturday, April 26, 2008

很好笑,卻也反映現實生活寫照的笑話

每年都忘記女兒的生日爸爸,今年決心一定要送女兒一份她最想要的生日禮物!
A Dad who always forgets his daughter's birthday determined to buy her daughter a gift she wants the most.

爸爸走進一家玩具店,看見櫥窗的芭比娃娃,就詢問了店員……
Daddy walks into a toyshop and sees the Barby dolls in the display shelf and asks the storekeeper:

店員說:「你要哪一種芭比?」
The storekeeper asks," Which Barby do you like?"

爸爸:「你可以介紹一下嗎?」
Daddy: Could you tell me more about each Barby?

「上健身房的芭比799元,到沙灘玩的芭比是799元,參加宴會的芭比是799 元,到pub的芭比是799元,離婚的芭比8000元,您要哪一種?」

The storekeeper answers, "The Gym Barby is $799, the Beach Barby is $799, the Party Barby is $799, the Pub Barby is $799, the DIVORCED Barby is $8000. Which one do you want?


「為什麼其他的芭比都是799,離婚的芭比要8000元?」
Daddy asks: Why the Divorced Barby costs $8000 while the rest of the Barby dolls only costs$799?

「這很當然啊!離婚的芭比就會有肯尼的房子、肯尼的車子、肯尼的船、還有肯尼的家具!」
The storekeep answers, "Oh, well, the Divorced Barby is a set which includes Ken's house, cars, boats and the furnitures."

No comments:

About Me

我是在1996年12月29日受洗加入耶穌基督後期聖徒教會. 我在此留下我對這復興的福音的見證,我知道約瑟斯密確實是神的先知; 藉由約瑟斯密,神復興了耶穌基督的教會即耶穌基督後期聖徒教會; 摩爾門經是耶穌基督的另一部約書,與聖經共同見證耶穌是基督.而我們今日仍有一位活著的先知,多馬孟蓀會長 I joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on December 29, 1996. I know that Joseph Smith was and is a prophet of God. The Book of Mormon is indeed Another Testament of Jesus Christ. We have a living prophet today, even President Thomas S. Monson.

Blog Archive